do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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