if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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