also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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