Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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