should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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