Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Randomize
