I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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