Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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