her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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