But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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