Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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