when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
