He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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