Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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