I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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