I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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