haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
