This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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