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This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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