I'm gonna have a badass scar
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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