Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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