That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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