: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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