hell yes lets make some ravioli
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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