Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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