Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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