I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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