My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Randomize
