Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
