News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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