Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
