How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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