if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
How many fucks given?
0.12846
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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