I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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