brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
