Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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