U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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