Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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