My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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