He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I forget how to act sober
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