Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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