What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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