there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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