I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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