i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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