i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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