Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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