i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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