i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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