If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
