BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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