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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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