I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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