Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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