Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize